Brian was on the phone with his mom this afternoon. She was talking about what they got Jacob for Christmas this year. While she did not actually say what it was, she was describing the size, weight and such. His dad heard the topic of conversation and got on their other line and told Brian, “I’m not saying what it is, but you might want to pick up some monkey food while you’re out shopping today.”
It’s funny now, anyway. We’ll see if it’s still funny tomorrow.