The stench of defeat...
Things aren't looking good for the Kerry campaign. I guess there's still a chance that they'll win the election, but I've resigned myself to another four years of W. Unfortunately. I'd like to thank all of you one-issue voters for making this possible.
The only thing I have to console myself with is the fact that Kerry won Pennsylvania. What this means is that even if everyone I know voted for Bush, it doesn't matter. Thank you, electoral college.
National debt: $7,451,711,310,009.45
Your portion: $25,285.61